Gordon F Brown

Gordon F Brown makes me sick to my stomach. The gutless bunch of losers posing as New Labour didn't have the guts to go up against him when Blair decided to quit and Blair didn't have the guts to get rid of him when he was in charge.

So Brown becomes PM. Unelected, boring, chews his nails, suppressed homosexual, gets angry, throws his mobile phone about, clearly dysfunctional and in total denial that he had anything at all to do with the collapse of the financial system in the UK.

I bet the Queen looks forward to seeing him at the palace every Thursday. What a btreat! Deep joy... 

Now that ITV are running into financial problems and are axeing expensive performers, isn't it about time the BBC sorted one J Ross out. They could start by wheeling him into the boss's office and telling him in monosyllabic terms that the gravy train has stopped and it's time for him to get off because there's nowhere to do.